that the last thing i posted was 16 weeks ago.

this post is for everyone. everyone in the whole entire god damn world who uses the internet. i just want to say that i:

hate the fucking internet
hate facebook
hate livejournal
hate twitter
and hate all this "social networking" bullshit that attract STRANGERS to eachother. its fucking weird
and it creeps me out
and i hate everyone and everything. i am entirely too pissed off for my own good, and i dont give a fucking fuck.

i want to delete facebook but i fucking wouldnt be able to keep in touch as easily as i do with my old co workers. god damnit.

with that being said, im deleting twitter too because its fucking annoying, stupid, and digusting. but mostly its fucking RETARDED. like everyone needs a status update on what johnny ate for lunch. or what kind of dumb bullshit susie q is going to do later tonight. jesus christ. kill me now. how do i get sucked into this ridiculous madness? ISN'T THERE MORE TO LIFE THAN HANGING OUT ONLINE?!

I HATE THE INTERNET.

I WISH IT WAS 1950.
FUCK.

maria sullivan is a whore!!! she told me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh

so basically im writing on here.... because maria wants me to. ahahhahaha. just kidding. kinda. well here i am on livejournal again. for the millionth time since i was 12 years old. wow, that was 10 years ago... hmm. anyway, i guess i'll write about my wonderful day.
well... here's what happened
i woke up.
got paid.
took a shower.
went to work.
got seriously cussed out for 20 minutes by an irate lady on my very last phone call of the night.
went to bk to get a veggie burger.
went home.
ate burger.
talked to maria.
ate candy.
felt sick from veggie burger.
looked at picture of rihannas injuries.
updated live journal.
and now its 11:52pm and here i am! what an exciting day. i talked to some old friends today through facebook... that is always nice. i'm gonna have a nice weekend this weekend. yay! also, i think i'm gonna look for a stupid survey or something to do later to pass the time. i like those gay things, and i haven't done one in a while. the end!

since no one reads this, i am going to take the time to say
my internal plumbing is not working properly. the end.

well lets see. i only write in this when i am very happy or very mad. mostly because i dont care, but some things i would like to tell the world... and one of them goes like this:
JOEY
CHESTNUTT
SUCKS
NUTS.
ok? ok. kobayashi is the real champ. he was injured OKAY?! jesus/
fuck joey chestnutt. he sucks balls.

p.s. i hate you joey. faglord.

i like church. actually, i like church a lot. i like to go and i like the message and i like the people. i think i need some jesus up in my stupid life.

by cheesecake i meant cheesecake factory raspberry and chocolate cheesecake. mmmm

ohh my look at me im still here. well i just checked this because i was writing a boring ass paper for english and i got tired of it and i said ohhh hey let me look at LJ. and then i wished i didnt cause well it just isnt worth it i guess. anyway, i guess ill be going back to my paper now. im gonna try to write more in this biatch. i dont like school. but then again i never liked school. and today i made some muffins and almost bitch slapped this biatch at work. because she sucks and shes old and mean and i freakin hate her. anyway besides that all was well on my side of the fence. ok thats enough of this nonsense.
valentines day is next week and i want some cheesecake!

WORK!!!!
i looooooove being there.
its like my little home away from home... except i spend more time there than i do at my real home. and i love everyone there. im pretty sure thats why i love it so much. when i think about leaving there i get sad even though its like a few years away. but i just love it. i have stability there i must say.
i love my poo poo babies.

1. im back and ready for action!!!
2. i dont want to go to school. its gay.
and...
3.....
i love my purse!!! yay outrageously expensive coach leather products that i dont have to buy for myself!!!
but...
4. now i need the matching wallet. thats $210 dollars. half the price of the purse for 1/6 the size of dead animal. i refuse to support that!!! but i guess ill have to give in and buy it cause i have to have it. well, because it matches duh.
andddd..
5. im done housesitting and babysitting so i can live againnnnnnn oh
who would have ever thought i would babysit a child. oh my! how times have changed
and 6. i cant believe i gained alllll that weight back. well i can believe it it just sucks sooo... im going to the gym right..... now
peace out!